If A Snail Could Talk

If A Snail Could Talk

recorded on Shine Shine Shine by Brent & Woofy

© 1995 bbshows / Words and Music by Brent Lindsay Boehler / SOCAN

If a snail could talk, I'm sure he would say,

"I travel a lot, I go far away.

I take by belongings wherever I go.

I'm not in a hurry, I always go slow."

"And if I go there, then there becomes here,

And if I am here, then there must be near.

And if I am here, and go over there,

Then there becomes here and here becomes there!"

"The life of a snail is quite solitary,

and on my back there's a shell that I carry.

I transport my house wherever I roam.

Wherever I am, I'm always at home!"